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Poorly made Jesse Adams self-vehicle
lor_7 May 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Familiar porn actor Jesse Adams (he of the probably fake blond hair) made the vanity vehicle BIONIC BABES, a very ordinary porn ripoff of mainstream movies.

He plays the Professor, running a factory where sexy female robots are being fabricated on a budget about as meager as was the case for this video (the robots are merely manikins). Kristara Barrington is an assistant and supervisor at the plant, replete with prop clip-board.

A male robot named "1200" is "ready for final inspection", which consists of Kristara giving him a blow job. Played by Don Fernando, it's out of character for 1200 to give her kisses and caresses. A manikin that goes missing (named Betty, played by Alexis Greco) has an odd look on her face, suggesting to me that great "Twilight Zone" episode starring Anne Francis.

Jesse reprograms Betty, but not before humping her for good measure. He's the exclusive manufacturer of "pleasure robots" in this attempt at XXX sci-fi. Then Kristara humps Jesse when she should be working - it seems as if scenes are being presented out of order.

Video goes off the deep end as two robots have lesbian sex with each other: one is wearing too much jewelry and sexy undies to be believable and the other has a thick bush! (anatomically correct robot for those by-gone days).

Typical of Jesse's lame scripts are pronouncements like "She checks out just fine" and "I think this one's ready for Miss Bush". Jesse joins in with the lesbian robots for an orgy, also involving the cutely named (but very obscure) actress Debra Areola.

With another orgy breaking out including male robots, the plot finally returns with a phone call for Jesse, informing him that his robots delivered to a sheik in Saudi Arabia have malfunctioned. Jesse humps Kristara again on his desk (turns out she is his wife) and Jesse's cry of "I'm gonna cum" turns to paroxysms of pain. The technicians wheel Jesse off to a garbage bin -turns out he's a malfunctioning robot after all.

As writer, producer, director and star of this dreck, malfunctioning Jesse is an understatement.
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