Felicity (1998–2002)

Scott Foley: Noel Crane

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Quotes 

• Noel : Hey! Hey! You still haven't seen Felicity have you?

  Elena : What the hell are you on?

  Noel : On? What am I on? My God, you look so small just sitting there.

  Elena : And you're sweating.

  Noel : [Rapidly]  Of course I'm sweating, you'd be sweating too, if you were me because then you'd be me, and you'd be sweating. Is it cold in here?

  Elena : No.

• Felicity : Yes, I will check, and then I will know, and then I will tell you.

  Noel : Okay, just for the record, you've never been weirder.

• Noel : I gave blood last month, and I had zero contact with anybody, and I have a card. So that means, medically, that I am safe sex material.

  Felicity : Wow. Okay, so, uh...

  [Takes out her day planner and flips through it] 

  Felicity : So, uh, when do you want to do this?

  Noel : Um, now?

  Felicity : I don't want to rush it.

  Noel : No, no, okay. Um, how about tonight?

  Felicity : [Looking at planner]  Uh, lecture.

  Noel : Okay, tomorrow.

  Felicity : I got lab tomorrow.

  Noel : Right. How about Wednesday? I'm wide open Wednesday!

  Felicity : I'm working at Dean and Deluca.

  Noel : Isn't, uh, isn't there someone who can cover for you?

  Felicity : Yeah, yeah, I'm sure I can. Okay.

  [Starts writing in the planner] 

  Felicity : "Noel... sex." Is eight o'clock okay?

  Noel : For sex? Eight o'clock? Eight o'clock is good.

• Noel : And your hair's not so bad.

  Felicity : Liar, you hate it.

• Noel : [to Felicity]  Don't hook up with Ben while I'm gone...

• Elena : Noel, you're giving me a speech.

  Noel : Well, it's a speech moment, you know?

• Meghan : What's your problem?

  Noel : Wow. Well, um... I don't know where to begin.

  Meghan : Hey, if you're actually gonna answer that question, could you not?

• Felicity : You know that stuff will kill you.

  Noel : Something will. Might as well be cheese spray.