SportsCenter (1979– )

Dan Patrick: Self

Quotes 

• Dan Patrick : He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?

• Dan Patrick : [describing a win by then-New England Patriots coach Pete Carroll]  And Pete Carroll, raise your hands if you're sure.

• [repeated phrase] 

  Dan Patrick : You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

• [repeated phrase] 

  Dan Patrick : Dare I say, en fuego.

• Dan Patrick : [describing mid-season 1996 NFL standings]  Breathalyzers would have been administered or urine samples collected if you thought it was possible that the Panthers and Cowboys would have identical records after ten games. Dallas improved to 6-4 with Sunday's win in San Francisco; the Panthers could do likewise with a home win over the Giants.

  [Fans hold up Chris Berman masks] 

  Dan Patrick : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  Keith Olbermann : AAAAAAAAAAAA!

  Dan Patrick : Oh, it's just a mask.

• Dan Patrick : Alongside my tag team partner Keith Olbermann... I am merely Dan Patrick.