Idle Hands (1999)
Seth Green: Mick
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Quotes
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Anton : Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick : Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton : Music?
Pnub : Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton : So what happened?
Mick : We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!
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Mick : [holding an electric carving knife] Look at me! Look at me! I'm Leatherface!
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Anton : [Hears moaning coming from Mick's grave] Mick?
Mick : Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?
Anton : [Kneels and leans over Mick's grave] Mick?
Mick : Yeah man, it's Mick.
Anton : You're dead!
Mick : No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.
Anton : You think?
Mick : I know fucker, now dig me up!
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Mick : That is some one-hit shit.
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Mick : I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number?
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Mick : Anton it's killing me to see me to see you this stressed out man. You cut off your hand in the interest of who knows how many others. So, what I want you to do is take a little Anton time. Okay just relax, kick back my man.
Anton : No, no, no, you know what? Not this time. Okay I'm through with that, I mean all I do is I sit around all day I veg out, I watch TV, I smoke pot...
Mick : No, no, no, no Kevin Costner speeches okay? Let's just go.
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Mick : It's Mighty Joe bong!
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Mick : Let's go walk through a nurse.
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Mick : Yeah, I was a little bitter about the getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it.
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Mick : [to 911 operator] There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.
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[Anton is about to chop off his 'evil' right hand]
Mick : Wait a minute. If you chop off your right hand, how are you going to chop the other one off?
Anton : Oh no, man, the lefty's a keeper. I mean, I guess it wasn't idle enough.
Mick : Really?
Anton : Oh yeah, I mean, I hit the remote with it, light up with it, relieve a little tension. No, this is the answer.
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Mick : Hey, you're right, Anton screams like a girl.
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Mick : OK,I'm not going through all this Tanya.