Hercules (1998–1999)

William Shatner: Jason of the Argonauts

Quotes 

• [the Argonauts are greeted by nymphs who invite them to stay in their island forever] 

  Jason of the Argonauts : Well, it's obvious what's happening here. These nymphs are trying to keep us from our quest.

  Bootes : No, that's just a bonus.

• Arachne : I prefer to be called a "freelance web designer."

• [Jason has found the Golden Fleece and is rubbing in on his hair] 

  Jason of the Argonauts : How's my hair? Black as pitch?

  Hercules : Ah, no. Sorry.

  Jason of the Argonauts : Oh well. I hear some fellow Grecians are working on a formula for that, anyway.