- Hitler: Achtung! This is your new ruler speaking! Surrender or die! Aha... I love this... it's been too long. Do not resist! This country now belongs to me!
- Trunks: That guy's nuts!
- Goten: Hey, you can't call dibs on a whole country!
- Hitler: [to his tanks] Ready, aim, fire!
- Trunks: That little maniac is trying to kill us!
- Hitler: Get them! Schnell!
- Trunks: Hey! Broom lip! See if you can hit me now!
- Hitler: Run him down! Kill him!
- Trunks: Hey! Shame on you! I'm just a kid!
- [Trunks knocks one tank into many others, creating numerous collisions]
- Goten: [juggles himself on tank tires] Wow! Wowee!
- Hitler: Regroup, men! Attack! Kill!
- Trunks: This guy is too much. He can't read the writing on the wall.
- Goten: Ha. He's funny.
- Trunks: Hey, let's give him a little scare and turn into Super Saiyans!
- [Goten and Trunks go Super Saiyan]
- Hitler: Grr... huh? Blonde hair! Blue eyes! Super strength! I should be recruiting them!
- Videl: This is really freaky Gohan. What do you think's causing this to happen?
- Gohan: Hm? I don't know, but it's nothin' that the two of us can't handle and it's a lot better than doin' dishes!
- Videl: That's true...
- Frieza: [laughs] I wouldn't get overconfident if I were you! The real battle hasn't even started yet!
- Videl: Huh?
- Gohan: It's Frieza!
- Frieza: A common stranger knows my name? I see that my illustrious reputation precedes me!
- Gohan: You don't recognize me, but I'm no stranger. I fought with you on Namek years ago.
- Frieza: What's that?... Ah! You're that little brat, aren't you?
- Gohan: I see that you've forgotten my name. Allow me to remind you. I am son of Goku, guardian of all that is good. Gohan!
- [does a dance]
- Videl: Well done. Remember that one, Gohan.
- Frieza: I'd love to kill Goku... but killing his son is the next best thing!
- Goku: [ascends to Super Saiyan 3] You should be proud of yourself. Only Majin Buu has pushed me this far in battle before.
- Janempa: [stares in fascination, claps] Janemba! Janemba!
- Goku: You act innocent, but you're deadly.
- [charges forward]
- Goku: It's over, Janemba.
- [Goku viciously pummels Janemba, knocks him skyward, and smashes him back down. He then powers up, and blasts right down through his face into his body, seemingly killing Janemba]
- Janempa: [wailing] Ja! Nem! Ba! Janemba...
- [seemingly dies]
- Goku: That was weird...
- Enma Daiou: When the check-in station shuts down, there will be no barrier between dimensions. The heavens will no longer be protected and the gates of hell will be wide open. The dead will walk among the living and the living among the dead.
- Vegeta: How many times do I have to tell you, that if anyone's going to end your existence, it's going to be me!
- Goku: Vegeta? But how?
- Vegeta: I've been trying to answer that question myself, Kakarot. I don't know how I got my body back. It was as if death was a dream and I just woke up.
- Goku: Uh... it must have something to do with the check-in station being out of commission...
- Vegeta: It doesn't matter. I'm here and I'm ready to fight. That's that. Now stay back while I handle this!
- Goku: But he's strong. I don't think he can be beat.
- Vegeta: Hmm. Don't worry. I have one thing in my favor. I have nothing to lose.
- Goku: What do you mean? Don't say that!
- Vegeta: You've been good, Kakarot. I haven't. The afterlife quite frankly sucks for me! Fighting him will be a piece of cake. Anything's better than my existence here.
- Pikkon: Are you the one who put the barrier up around this world?
- Janemba: Janemba! Janemba!
- Pikkon: Umm, okay... Be a good boy and take down the barrier now, Janemba!
- [Janemba stares at Pikkon with a smile, but does nothing]
- Pikkon: [irritated] Are you stupid or what? I said take this barrier down right this instant or else!
- Janemba: Janemba!
- Pikkon: [now very angry] Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
- [Janemba smacks Pikkon away]
- Goku: He didn't even try...