The Emperor's New Clothes (1987)

Robert Morse: Henry

Quotes 

• Henry Dispenser : [singing]  Don't call it a crime, call it an adventure! Don't call me a cheat, call me an explorer, off on a journey, out of the rut we're in!

• Henry Dispenser : We are weavers of distinction, Your Majesty.

• The Emperor : Would the pants have two legs?

  Henry Dispenser : How many would Your Majesty like?

  The Emperor : Five! Then when you're walking around, you can go jumping from leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg...

• The Emperor : How do you spin a thread out of a solid diamond?

  Henry Dispenser : Ah! That is a family secret!