Columbo (TV Series)

Ashes to Ashes (1998)

Peter Falk: Columbo

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• Columbo : [being bodily hauled off by two men]  Hey! Hey! Hey, I'm a cop! I'm a cop, you monkeys!

• Columbo : It's a funny business, isn't it, being a mortician?

• Columbo : So you undress the body, do whatever you gotta do with that stuff there, redress the body, and then what?

  Eric Prince : Into the casket, into the box, into the coffin.

  Columbo : That one there, sir?

  Eric Prince : That's a very popular model.

  Columbo : Could two people fit in there?

  Eric Prince : Afraid not, why do you ask?

  Columbo : Oh just a thought, the wife and I do everything together... eh, forget it.