Larry Miller: Dean Richmond
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Quotes
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Dean Richmond : Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walking down the street and this 8-year old boy says, Look Mommy, there's the Hamster's BITCH!
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Sherman Klump : Buddy Love, I am SICK, and TIRED, of your S-H...
Dean Richmond : I.
Sherman Klump : Thank you. T-E!
Buddy Love : Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?
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Sherman Klump : [breaking into the middle of Buddy's demonstration] Wait, please! I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies and gentlemen! But I cannot go on living unless I have this man inside me right now!
Dean Richmond : [deadpan] Steady, sailor.
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Dean Richmond : Not so fast, pal. I'm not letting you out of my sight until both our names are on that contract. I'm gonna be stuck to you like a giant hampster on my a -... Where you go, I go.
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Buddy Love : Well if it isn't the creator of Jumbo the Horny Hampster!
Dean Richmond : PLEASE!
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[Sherman and Dean look at what's left of Buddy by the fountain]
Dean Richmond : What - that's it? He's gone?
[Sherman stutters at a loss for words]
Dean Richmond : Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-what? Oh, that's marvelous!
[Sherman continues as they sit by the fountain]
Dean Richmond : The deal is dead you know that. I've been calling you a moron for years, now you're finally...
[he stops realizing he said enough]
Dean Richmond : [leaves] I'll just get a cab.
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Sherman Klump : Um, sir, if it makes you feel any better, Petey is back to normal and feeling just fine.
Dean Richmond : Oh yeah? D'YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?
Sherman Klump : Dean, I just want to tell you, I'm - I'm sorry...
Dean Richmond : STOP... SPEAKING!
Sherman Klump : I just want to go on record as saying that -
[muttering]
Dean Richmond : Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh. I've been looking forward to saying something to you for years. And here it is: You're FAT!
[chuckles]
Dean Richmond : And dumb...!
[Denise enters the room]
Dean Richmond : ...and fired.
[Dean Richmond leaves]
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[Sherman's intelligence continues to deteriorate as he and Dean Richmond chase after the decomposing Buddy]
Dean Richmond : What? What?
Sherman Klump : Don't feel right. Starting to feel a little light-headed.
Dean Richmond : If you quit now, you're gonna be empty-headed! Come on, Klump, let's get him.
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[Buddy who is now a blue liquid with his consciousness is stuck on a black woman's rear end; Richmond and Sherman see him]
Dean Richmond : Follow that ass.
