10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Larisa Oleynik: Bianca Stratford

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• Walter Stratford : [Bianca and Chastity are sneaking past Bianca's father]  Shoulda used the window!

  Bianca : Hi Daddy!

  Walter Stratford : Hi... where're we going?

  Bianca : Well, if you must know... a small study group of friends.

  Walter Stratford : Otherwise known as an orgy?

  Chastity : Mr. Stratford, it's just a party!

  Walter Stratford : And hell is just a sauna.

• [after Joey punches Cameron, Bianca punches Joey in the face] 

  Joey : Shit, Bianca, I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow!

  Bianca : That's for making my date bleed!

  [punches him again] 

  Bianca : That's for my sister!

  [knees him in the crotch] 

  Bianca : And that's for me!

• Walter Stratford : This morning, I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, do you know what she said to me?

  Bianca : "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeazy boyfriend wear a condom"?

  Walter Stratford : Close, but no. She said, "I should have listened to my father".

  Bianca : She did not.

  Walter Stratford : Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up!

• Bianca : But she's a mutant! What if she never dates?

  Walter Stratford : Then you'll never date. Oh, I like that.

• Chastity : I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

  Bianca : I think you can in Europe.

• [both speaking french] 

  Cameron : May I offer you a parsnip?

  Bianca : No, you may not.

  Cameron : Where is my uncle's pencil?

  Bianca : I don't know. Maybe it is up your ass?

• Walter Stratford : Do you know what happens at proms?

  Bianca : Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine.

  Walter Stratford : Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.

  Bianca : Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?

  Walter Stratford : What's normal? Those damn... Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?

  Bianca : Daddy that is so not...

  Walter Stratford : I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool.

• Kat Stratford : You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know?

  Bianca : I happen to like being adored, thank you!

• Bianca : People expect me to be there!

  Walter Stratford : Kat's not going, you're not going!

  Bianca : Why can't you be normal?

  Kat Stratford : Define normal.

  Bianca : Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal.

  Walter Stratford : What's a Bogey Lowenstein?

  Kat Stratford : Bogey's party is just a lame excuse for all the idiots at our school to drink beer and rub up against each other in hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness of their meaningless...

  Bianca , Chastity : ...meaningless, consumer-driven lives.

• Bianca : [after Kat has told her that she went out with Joey]  How is it possible that I did not know about this?

  Kat Stratford : I warned him that if he told anyone, the cheerleading squad would find out how tiny his dick is!

• Bianca : You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.

• Bianca : There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.

  Chastity : But I love my Skechers.

  Bianca : That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.

• Joey : [holding up headshots]  Which one do you like better?

  Bianca : Umm, I think I like the white shirt better.

  Joey : Yeah, it's-it's more...

  Bianca : Pensive?

  Joey : Damn, I was going for thoughtful.

• Kat Stratford : joey never told you that we went out did he?

  Bianca : yeah ok...

  [disbelieving] 

  Kat Stratford : in ninth, for a month

  Bianca : why?

  Kat Stratford : [sarcastically]  because he was like... such a babe

• Bianca : You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?

• Walter Stratford : I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.

  Bianca : What's a hot-rod?

• Bianca : Where did you come from? Planet "Loser"?

  Kat Stratford : As opposed to Planet "Look At Me, Look At Me"?

• Bianca : Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?

• Bianca : Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?

  Walter Stratford : What's normal? Those damn Dawson's River kids, sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?

• Bianca : Can't you just find some blind, deaf retard to take you to the movies so I can have one date?

  Kat Stratford : I'm sorry. Looks like you'll just have to miss out on the witty repartee of Joey "eat me" Donner.

• Bianca : You suck!

  Kat Stratford : [Mocking Bianca]  You suck!