Daws Butler: Chilly Willy, Gooney the Albatross, Colonel Pot Shot, Narrator

Quotes 

• [Colonel Pot Shot's gun will not fire] 

  Gooney the Albatross : Uh, what's the matter with the gun?

  Colonel Pot Shot : Gee, I don't know...

  Gooney the Albatross : Let's take a look.

  [He inspects the gun] 

  Gooney the Albatross : There's your trouble, mister - hair trigger's full of dandruff.

  [He blows on the trigger, then fires a few shots into the air] 

  Gooney the Albatross : Seems okay now. You try it.

  [He throws the gun off the cliff. The Colonel runs to catch it, and goes over the edge as well] 

  Gooney the Albatross : He didn't say goodbye!

• [preparing to give Chilly a ride home] 

  Gooney the Albatross : Fasten your seatbelt, and no smokin'!