- [Colonel Pot Shot's gun will not fire]
- Gooney the Albatross: Uh, what's the matter with the gun?
- Colonel Pot Shot: Gee, I don't know...
- Gooney the Albatross: Let's take a look.
- [He inspects the gun]
- Gooney the Albatross: There's your trouble, mister - hair trigger's full of dandruff.
- [He blows on the trigger, then fires a few shots into the air]
- Gooney the Albatross: Seems okay now. You try it.
- [He throws the gun off the cliff. The Colonel runs to catch it, and goes over the edge as well]
- Gooney the Albatross: He didn't say goodbye!