- [waking up in Wanda and Greta's bed after they kidnapped him from a car crash]
- Sylvester: Who put me in this robe? Where are my clothes? And... who is the man of this house?
- [when one of Wanda's women starts raping him after Wanda hypnotised her to]
- Sylvester: What are you doing to me? Lady, you don't understand, I'm a Republican!