Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990 TV Movie)
Jason Marsden: Michael
Quotes
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Michael : Where's the color?
Bugs Bunny : Listen, kid. This is the past, and the past is in black and white. Get it?
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Smoke : Listen to me, Mikey.
Michael : I think I've listened to you long enough!
Smoke : You can't get rid of me this easily! I'll be back, and you can bet on it!
Michael : He's right, you know. He will try to come back.
Corey : When he gets here, we'll be ready for him! Right, guys?
All Cartoons : Right!
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Daffy Duck : This is odd. The picture is very dark. All I can see is...
Michael : You're looking into a bowling ball.
Daffy Duck : Yes, of course. That would explain the 7-10 split.
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[Michael sees himself on his deathbed]
Michael : It's- it's me. This is my future?
Daffy Duck : It is if you don't get off those drugs!
[some cartoon characters visit and help Michael]
Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : You use, you lose!
Baby Piggy : Listen to us! We care about you, Mikey!
Bugs Bunny : What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out.
Kermit : There's nothing cool about a fool on drugs!
Huey , Dewey , Louie : [altogether] Just believe in yourself!
Michaelangelo : Yeah! You're excellent just the way you are! Without drugs!
Michael : [scared] HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
[a door back to Michael's room appears in front of him and the characters]
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Michael : [throwing the drugs away] Corey! Don't you ever, EVER, ever do this stuff!
Corey : But you did it!
Michael : I was a dope. I was wrong.
Corey : Then stop! Please, Michael.
Michael : I don't know if I can.
Smoke : Face it, kid. We're buddies for life, whether you like it or not.
Corey : You don't have to quit on your own. Talk to Mom and Dad! They'll help! I'll help!
Smoke : Listen to me, Mikey.
Michael : I think I've listened to you long enough.
[he throws Smoke out a window, sending him into a garbage truck]
Smoke : You can't get rid of me this easy! I'll be back, and you can bet on it!
Michael : He's right, you know. He will try to come back.
Corey : And when he gets here, we'll be ready for him. Right, guys?
All Cartoons : [on a poster] Right!
Pooh : [Micheal frees Pooh from the cabinet] Oh! Oh thank goodness! I thought I was going to miss something important.
[He jumps his way to the poster and magically joins the other cartoons]
Pooh : [last lines]
Michael : C'mon, sis. Let's go talk to Mom and Dad.
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Michael : [Alf shows Michael what he will look like in the future, via a mirror] Who is that?
Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Well, it's not Freddy Krueger. This is you. Pretty pitiful, huh?
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[Bugs takes out a blue block with a red button on it. He presses it and drops it on the ground. It turns into a time machine]
Michael : A time machine?
Bugs Bunny : I borrowed it from some coyote.
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[Michael and Smoke have fallen through an open manhole into a sewer. They see Michaelangelo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
Michaelangelo : Cowabunga, dude! How did you ever get so totally cool?
Michael : What are we doing down here?
Michaelangelo : Like, you fell through a radical hole, dude! You could've avoided it, but you weren't thinking. Come to think of it, that's a lot of your problem.
Michael : What problem?
Michaelangelo : Drugs, bud. Your brain must be, like, really messed up.
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Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : [as he and Michael approach a mirror] What do you see?
Michael : Me. I see me.
Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Wrong!
[blows a whistle]
Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Flag on the play! Ten point penalty!
[ALF spins the mirror and shows Michael's future reflection]
Michael : Who's that?
Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Well, it's not Freddy Krueger. This is you. Pretty pitiful, huh? You see, drugs aren't you pal, pal. They're your enemy, storming the battlements, trying to take control.
Michael : I can quit if I want to! I'm in charge of my life!
Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Wrong! Not if you're on drugs.
