Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990 TV Movie)

Jeff Bergman: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : [encountering Michael in a alley]  What's dis?

  [picks up something Michael had dropped by a trashcan] 

  Bugs Bunny : ... A joint? So, what's the big attraction?

• Michael : Where's the color?

  Bugs Bunny : Listen, kid. This is the past, and the past is in black and white. Get it?

• Daffy Duck : This is odd. The picture is very dark. All I can see is...

  Michael : You're looking into a bowling ball.

  Daffy Duck : Yes, of course. That would explain the 7-10 split.

• Daffy Duck : [about Michael's future]  Ah, yes, I can see it all! Well, some of it.

• [Michael sees himself on his deathbed] 

  Michael : It's- it's me. This is my future?

  Daffy Duck : It is if you don't get off those drugs!

  [some cartoon characters visit and help Michael] 

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : You use, you lose!

  Baby Piggy : Listen to us! We care about you, Mikey!

  Bugs Bunny : What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out.

  Kermit : There's nothing cool about a fool on drugs!

  Huey , Dewey , Louie : [altogether]  Just believe in yourself!

  Michaelangelo : Yeah! You're excellent just the way you are! Without drugs!

  Michael : [scared]  HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

  [a door back to Michael's room appears in front of him and the characters] 

• Bugs Bunny : Okay, you win. You got me dead to rights. I'm not a cop, I'm a rabbit, but just because I got long ears doesn't mean there's nothing in between 'em.

• Smoke : You were running from a rabbit? He's a cartoon!

  [laughs] 

  Bugs Bunny : Look who's talking.

• Bugs Bunny : What's up, Doc, is your life, if you don't get off those drugs.

• [Bugs takes out a blue block with a red button on it. He presses it and drops it on the ground. It turns into a time machine] 

  Michael : A time machine?

  Bugs Bunny : I borrowed it from some coyote.