- [Norman and Angela walk in on Levon and his girlfriend making out in the Ark]
- Norman Waters: You know, Levon, the Ark is not a make-out place.
- Angela: Norman, he's fifteen. Every place is a make-out place.
- Zack: Norman, I said only members of your family!
- Norman Waters: This is my family! I'm not Noah, I'm Norman! And on Norman's ark, there's a place for everybody!
- Norman Waters: They don't need a boat. They need a dad.
- Zack: Oh that's really sweet; you should send greeting cards. But not before you finish the ark!
- Ernie: I'm sorry Norman, but I gotta quit too. When the Norman I know comes back, give me a call.
- Norman Waters: Hey Ernie! That Norman's not coming back.
- Levon: Everything was fine until you started building this stupid thing!
- Norman Waters: No, no. Nothing's been fine since your mom died.