The Independent (2000)

Max Perlich: Ivan

Quotes 

• Morty Fineman : Ivan, how long have you worked for me?

  Ivan : Since I was 16.

  Morty Fineman : And what did I tell you about persistence?

  Ivan : The difference between the flying ant and the regular ant is that the regular ant never tries to fly.

• Morty Fineman : Ivan, how long have you worked for me?

  Ivan : Since I was 16.

  Morty Fineman : And what did I tell you about appearance?

  Ivan : Buy a glass eye. Not because you are blind, but because others can see.

• Morty Fineman : Ivan, how long have you worked for me?

  Ivan : Since I was 16.

  Morty Fineman : And what did I tell you about loyalty?

  Ivan : Milk the cow 'til it's dry, then make hamburger and wallets.