Romeo Must Die (2000)

Anthony Anderson: Maurice

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Quotes 

• Maurice : Hey Trish! I'm gonna find your Aaliyah looking ass!

• Trish : Do I know you?

  Maurice : How you gonna play me like that?

  Trish : What?

  Maurice : Now you know I work for your pops.

  Trish : Right, right. What's your name again? Something starts with an M...

  Maurice : Yeah, that's it. That's it.

  Trish : Moron.

  Maurice : Funny. It's Maurice, all right?

• Maurice : [after Han leaves posing as a delivery boy]  Where the food?

  Trish : What?

  Maurice : Delivery boy just left, where the hells the take-out food?

  Trish : Are you hungry baby?

  Maurice : [runs out door, after Han] 

• Maurice : You ain't the only one that knows some shit.

• Han Sing : Sorry Moron.

  Maurice : Name's Maurice, bitch.

• Han Sing : Here's the deal, Meatball. You let me go, I let you live.

  Maurice : [Maurice laughs]  He say he's gonna let ME live!

  [laughs again] 

  Maurice : You know I'm really gonna miss you? The way you make me laugh. But look on the bright side: some you win... and Dim Sum, you lose.

• Maurice : [Han Sing starts attacking the gang]  The hell what Mac said,somebody kill that son of a bitch!

• Han Sing : Where is she?

  Maurice : You didn't really think you was gonna get them panties, now did you?

  Han Sing : What?

  Maurice : Trish. You didn't really think she was gonna give it up to you, now did you?

• Maurice : [after scoring a touchdown on a video game against co-workers]  How yo momma doin'! How yo momma doin'! Touch-down baby! Take it, take it, take it! Deez nuts in your mouth! I said, put the nuts in your mou-

  [boss walks in] 

  Maurice : ... Why're you all not working? Get to work!

• Maurice : I ain't even gonna look, I ain't even gonna look. I'm just gonna play. I can't see, I can't see.

• Maurice : I don't care if you're going to confession - it's going to be you, me, and the priest.