Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Dennis Haysbert: Kale

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Quotes 

• Kale : So, any idea how we actually *get* to Tartarus?

  Sinbad : Tartarus?

  [chuckling] 

  Sinbad : Oh, no, no, no, no. People get *killed* in Tartarus.

  Kale : [sly]  So where are we going?

  Sinbad : [lays down a map of Fiji]  Fiji!

  Kale : Fiji? This time of year?

  Sinbad : Think of the beaches.

  Kale : Oh, beautiful, if you like mosquitoes.

  Sinbad : Think of the sun.

  Kale : It's monsoon season.

  Sinbad : Oh, then the women.

  Kale : They're cannibals, Sinbad.

  Sinbad : [nudges Kale]  Exactly.

  [Kale groans] 

  Sinbad : Come on, Kale.

  Kale : He's your *friend*.

  Sinbad : Listen to you. You sound like my mother. Proteus will be fine.

  Kale : You're sure of that?

  Sinbad : You and I both know Dymas is not gonna let them execute his only son.

  Kale : So we're running away?

  Sinbad : We're retiring! We don't *need* another score! We've *got* enough! Now, set a course for Fiji.

  [to the crew] 

  Sinbad : Gentlemen, we're heading to Fiji!

  [the crew cheer and dance] 

• Kale : What happened down there?

  Sinbad : You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

  Kale : Try me.

  Sinbad : Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.