Babes in Toyland (1997)

Christopher Plummer: Barnaby Crookedman

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Quotes 

• Barnaby Crookedman : Oh come, come, my dear. I offering far more than the place is worth. Even you father Could have seen that.

  Mary : Mr. Barnaby, the factory is not for sale. Papa build this factory. Without it there wouldn't be any toyland.

  Barnaby Crookedman : Hmm, how true. Which makes the thought of the old factory closing down, dovelly destressing, doesn't it.

  Mary : Why would we close down?

  Barnaby Crookedman : No toy orders from Santa Claus. It's all over toyland, that Tom Piper never returned from the North Pole. I even heard the goblins had him for dinner.

  [snickering] 

  Tom Piper : [justed entered the room]  Oh really, and how did I taste?

  Barnaby Crookedman : Stay out of this Piper. And since, Santa's order is the mainstay of your business...

  [looked at him, shocked] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : Piper?

  Tom Piper : Hey, how you doing?

  Mary : Barnaby, this meeting is over.

  [She gives money back to Barnaby] 

  Mary : Take your money and get out.

  Barnaby Crookedman : I'll take that as a no. But when I return, it won't be with an offer, but an ultimatum.

• Barnaby Crookedman : Dumpty, do you ever ponder the fragility of an egg?

  [Points him with his can] 

  Mr. Dumpty : Now, cut that out!

  Barnaby Crookedman : Imagine what may happen, if you were to find yourself... oh, let's say, atop a high wall.

  [Barnaby and Dumpty on top on top of a town bridge. Barnaby taps Dumpty] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : You could have a great fall, and all the king's horses...

  [swats Dumpty with his cane] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : And all the king's men...

  [taps him again] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : Could never put Humpty Dumpty...

  [swats at Dumpty, but misses] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : Together again!

  [catches Dumpty by the lanyard of the factory keys, over one side of the bridge] 

  Mr. Dumpty : Please, Barnaby...

  [Barnaby snatches the key, cause the lanyard to break lanyard and send Dumpty falling and screaming before he crashed and broke beneath the bridge on the stone street floor] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : [chortles]  Scat, he's all broken up. That makes two of us!

  [snickering wickedly] 

• Mary : [an army of goblins arrive at the town gate]  Tom, it's the goblins.

  Tom Piper : That's impossible, who lead them here?

  Barnaby Crookedman : [to the Goblins and tipping his hat]  Welcome to Toyland.

• Barnaby Crookedman : [Barnaby and Mr. Dumpty are fighting over the key to the Toy Factory]  Give me the key, you cholesterol-legged buffoon!

  Mr. Dumpty : No! Let go!