Babes in Toyland (1997)

Cathy Cavadini: Mary

Quotes 

• Jill : Are you Tom's girlfriend?

  Mary : I'm his boss.

  Tom Piper : But... I think she'd rather be my girlfriend.

  Mary : Right, when cats play fiddles.

  [a cat playing "Here come the bride" to a newly wed plate and spoon with his fiddle] 

  Tom Piper : [laughing]  What do you know, he's playing our song.

• Barnaby Crookedman : Oh come, come, my dear. I offering far more than the place is worth. Even you father Could have seen that.

  Mary : Mr. Barnaby, the factory is not for sale. Papa build this factory. Without it there wouldn't be any toyland.

  Barnaby Crookedman : Hmm, how true. Which makes the thought of the old factory closing down, dovelly destressing, doesn't it.

  Mary : Why would we close down?

  Barnaby Crookedman : No toy orders from Santa Claus. It's all over toyland, that Tom Piper never returned from the North Pole. I even heard the goblins had him for dinner.

  [snickering] 

  Tom Piper : [justed entered the room]  Oh really, and how did I taste?

  Barnaby Crookedman : Stay out of this Piper. And since, Santa's order is the mainstay of your business...

  [looked at him, shocked] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : Piper?

  Tom Piper : Hey, how you doing?

  Mary : Barnaby, this meeting is over.

  [She gives money back to Barnaby] 

  Mary : Take your money and get out.

  Barnaby Crookedman : I'll take that as a no. But when I return, it won't be with an offer, but an ultimatum.

• Mary : [an army of goblins arrive at the town gate]  Tom, it's the goblins.

  Tom Piper : That's impossible, who lead them here?

  Barnaby Crookedman : [to the Goblins and tipping his hat]  Welcome to Toyland.