Babes in Toyland (1997)

Charles Nelson Reilly: Mr. Dumpty

Quotes 

• Barnaby Crookedman : Dumpty, do you ever ponder the fragility of an egg?

  [Points him with his can] 

  Mr. Dumpty : Now, cut that out!

  Barnaby Crookedman : Imagine what may happen, if you were to find yourself... oh, let's say, atop a high wall.

  [Barnaby and Dumpty on top on top of a town bridge. Barnaby taps Dumpty] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : You could have a great fall, and all the king's horses...

  [swats Dumpty with his cane] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : And all the king's men...

  [taps him again] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : Could never put Humpty Dumpty...

  [swats at Dumpty, but misses] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : Together again!

  [catches Dumpty by the lanyard of the factory keys, over one side of the bridge] 

  Mr. Dumpty : Please, Barnaby...

  [Barnaby snatches the key, cause the lanyard to break lanyard and send Dumpty falling and screaming before he crashed and broke beneath the bridge on the stone street floor] 

  Barnaby Crookedman : [chortles]  Scat, he's all broken up. That makes two of us!

  [snickering wickedly] 

• Mr. Dumpty : Sure! Whoo, it's TOYLAND!

• Barnaby Crookedman : [Barnaby and Mr. Dumpty are fighting over the key to the Toy Factory]  Give me the key, you cholesterol-legged buffoon!

  Mr. Dumpty : No! Let go!