Scary Movie (2000)
Carmen Electra: Drew
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Quotes
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The Killer : What's your favorite scary movie?
Drew Decker : Kazaam! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie.
The Killer : That's not a horror movie.
Drew Decker : Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.
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The Killer : [reading pornography magazine] Nice breasts...
Drew Decker : What do you want?
The Killer : I wanna see what your insides look like.
Drew Decker : Then turn to page 54.
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The Killer : [on the phone] What's was that noise?
Drew Decker : Oops, I farted. I didn't think you'd hear me.
The Killer : No... that popping noise...
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Drew Decker : [on the phone with killer] Or else my boyfriend is gonna be here any minute. He's black and he'll kick your ass!
The Killer : You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman?
Drew Decker : How did you know?
The Killer : Turn the porch lights on.
Drew Decker : [Turns on the lights, to see a Prince look-alike tied up, screaming] That's not my boyfriend. I mean, I fucked him a couple of times, but that's it.
Drew Decker : [the man shrieks] Look, I'm calling the cops!
The Killer : Go ahead, call the cops. But you might wanna check the back door first. You forgot to lock it.
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[first lines]
Drew Decker : [answers a ringing phone] Hello.
The Killer : [on the other end] Wanna have a little fun?
Drew Decker : Who's this?
The Killer : Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
Drew Decker : I don't think so.
[farts]
The Killer : What's that noise?
Drew Decker : Oops, I farted. I didn't think you'd hear me.