Crocodile Tears (1997)

Ted Sod: Simon DeSoto

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Simon DeSoto : There's this friend of mine. He's HIV positive. Its *NOT* me. Don't even begin to think I'm talking about me.

• [last lines] 

  Simon DeSoto : Did ya hear the one about the faggot who sold his soul to the devil?