The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror VI (1995)
Hank Azaria: Man at Duff Beer Sign, Crazy Old Man, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Kirk Van Houten, TV Voice #1, Professor Frink
Quotes
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[Principal Skinner is having a meeting with parents, but burning Willie rushes into the room]
Groundskeeper Willie : Help! Please, help me!
Principal Skinner : Willie, don't worry! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Mr. Van Houten : I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.
[before anyone could answer, the entire class looks directly at Willie, who explodes into flame and screams]
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[after Willie explodes into flame and screams, he becomes a skeleton]
Groundskeeper Willie : You'll pay for this! With your children's blood!
Chief Wiggum : Yeah, right. How ya gonna get 'em, skeleton power?
Groundskeeper Willie : I'll strike, where ya cannot protect them... In their dreams!
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Dr. Hibbert : Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what's it like in there?
Homer Simpson : Um, it's like, uh... did anyone see the movie Tron?
Dr. Hibbert : No.
Lisa Simpson : No.
Chief Wiggum : No.
Marge Simpson : No.
Bart Simpson : No.
Selma : No.
Chief Wiggum : No.
Ned Flanders : No.
Selma : No.
Prof. John Frink : No.
Reverend Lovejoy : No.
Chief Wiggum : Yes. I mean, I'm a-I mean, no. No.
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Lisa Simpson : Well, where's my dad?
Prof. John Frink : Well, it should be clear to even the most dimwitted individual - who holds and advanced degree in hypothetical topology - that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...
[Dramating lighting]
Prof. John Frink : ... the Third Dimension!
Lisa Simpson : [Turns light back on] Sorry.
Prof. John Frink : Here is an ordinary square...
Chief Wiggum : Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead.
Prof. John Frink : But suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our own universe along the hypothetical Z-axis there.
[All gasp in astonishment]
Prof. John Frink : This forms the three-dimensional object known as a cube, or a frinkahedron, in honor of its discoverer.
Homer Simpson : Help me! Are you helping me or are you going on and on?
Prof. John Frink : Oh, yeah. And of course within we find the doomed individual.
Chief Wiggum : Enough of your borax, Pointdexter! A man's life's at stake. We need action!
[Fires gun at portal]
Chief Wiggum : Take that, you lousy dimension!
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[Homer's father, Abraham, arrives at his house wearing a diving suit]
Abraham Simpson : I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows.
Prof. John Frink : No, pops, it's too risky! For all we know, there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas and other large...
Homer Simpson : [disembodied] Help! I don't have much time.