Storm Catcher (1999)
Mystro Clark: Captain 'Sparks' Johnson
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Quotes
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Captain Lucas : Do you have any respect for authority?
Captain 'Sparks' Johnson : Not when they got an ass like that. That's hot, I wonder what's in the briefcase, probably sex toys or something naughty.
Major Jack Holloway : [Captain Holloway laughs] Come here.
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Major Jack Holloway : Storm Catcher to base, storm catcher to base, control this is storm catcher do you read me. Sparks are you there.
Captain 'Sparks' Johnson : Hello, no one is home right now, please leave a message after the beep.
Major Jack Holloway : Yes this is Jack Holloway how the hell do i stop this thing damm it.
Captain 'Sparks' Johnson : I thought I gave you the instruction book.
Captain Lucas : Hey, will you two stop with the phone sex, we got a plane to test.
Major Jack Holloway : You know Sparks you make my co-pilot jealous.
Captain 'Sparks' Johnson : Awww, I didn't even know he cared. Prick.
Captain Lucas : Yeah, I'll show you how much I care when I get to the ground.
Major Jack Holloway : Hey come on why don't the two of you stay friends, it takes 3 to fly this plane.