Tenacious D (1997–2000)
Kyle Gass: Kyle 'KG' Gass
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Quotes
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Jack Black : Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass : Yes.
Jack Black : Would you read to me?
Kyle Gass : Why couldn't you read?
Jack Black : Just don't want to.
Kyle Gass : Yes.
Jack Black : Would you take a bullet for me?
Kyle Gass : No.
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[describing Flarna]
Kyle Gass : What's she like?
Jack Black : She's totally into Satan.
Kyle Gass : You love Satan.
Jack Black : I know. She's got her spine pierced.
Kyle Gass : Dude, you're totally into spinal piercing.
Jack Black : And she loves to clog.
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[Looking for Jack's guitar pick]
Kyle Gass : I got it.... no wait, that's a bottle cap
Jack Black : Kyle. Did you look underneath THE BAR?
Kyle Gass : Yeah, nothing.
Paul : Ok, you guys, seriously, sincerely, you have to get out of here. We're closed.
Jack Black : Look, tomorrow when you're cleaning the floor if you find...
Paul : We only clean on holidays.
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[describing obsessed fan, Lee]
Jack Black : This guy is total stalkerazzi.
Kyle Gass : He's full love-knife material.
Jack Black : Love knife?
Kyle Gass : Yeah, they get in close, too close, 'Man, I love you guys so much, I have to show you... '
[pretends to stab Jack]
Kyle Gass : And then, you're bloody all over, and they think they're doing a good thing...
Lee : Guys.
Jack Black , Kyle Gass : AHHHHH.
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Jack Black : Kyle, what's wrong?
Kyle Gass : Dude, I'm... I'm balding.
Jack Black : Yeah, dude, you ARE bald.
Kyle Gass : DING. BalDING.
Jack Black : Yeah, ding. Balding
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Paul : There's a cover charge.
Jack Black : Piece of the gate. Pro Gig.
Paul : No, you'd actually have to pay the cover to get in.
Kyle Gass : It's still a fuckin' road gig.
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Kyle Gass : Skylight. Skylight.
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Jack Black : Power sause will keep you rockin' all day and night.
Kyle Gass : Hey Jack, are they're any side effects?
Jack Black : Yeah, you itch like a mother fucker.
