If You Only Knew (1999)

Gabrielle Anwar: Kate

Quotes 

• Kate : Men are just giant artichokes. They're prickly and hairy and hard and... until you get to the heart.

  Parker Concorde : Which is the best part.

  Kate : Are you SURE you're gay?

  Samantha : He is sweet, isn't he? You ever had your ass waxed?