Arabian Nights (2000)

John Leguizamo: Genie of the Lamp, Genie of the Ring

Quotes 

• Aladdin : [making a wish]  How about some sort of flying machine?

  Genie of the Lamp : Flying machine? So we could fly around the world? And have drinks? And people could serve us peanuts? You'd better stick with the money.

• Aladdin : Are you like the Genie of the Ring?

  Genie of the Lamp : Like the Genie of the Ring?... I, who opposed the will of Heaven? NEVER!

  Aladdin : So you're not related then?

  Genie of the Lamp : No! Ohhh, I don't know... the tests were inconclusive...

• Genie of the Lamp : [Making Aladdin's Palace]  Ahhh, it is my best work since the Taj Mahal. Well, mortals- where are my compliments?

• Aladdin : Who are you?

  Genie of the Lamp : Who am I? Who am I? I am the Lamp Genie... THE Lamp Genie. Wishes, dreams, power, premature and violent death... ohhh, scratch the last one.

• Genie of the Ring : I, I, I! Always about you! What about me? 'Get me out of here', 'Take me home', 'Put me out - I'm on fire'. Haven't you ever heard the magic word 'please'?

• Genie of the Ring : What color was my smoke? If it was blue, that means I am sanguine and melancholy; that means I need more 'me-time'.