Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Tony Cox: Limo Driver

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Quotes 

• [Layla leaves Charlie for the Limo Driver] 

  Charlie Baileygates : But you said you'd eat whale blubber.

  Limo Driver : She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as I free "Willy."

• Charlie Baileygates : Do you people take checks?

  Limo Driver : Say that again. Do we people take checks? You mean a black man?

  Charlie Baileygates : No, no, no, no, God, no! Your company.

  Limo Driver : Don't give me that backtracking bullshit, that was a racist slur!

• Charlie Baileygates : I never said anything remotely racist!

  Limo Driver : Oooh, so it's the little people thing, than?

  Charlie Baileygates : No!

  Limo Driver : You think just coz I'm small you can just push me around? Well, come on my friend. Let's boogie! I'm gonna give a little lesson in low center of gravity!

  [Limo Driver chases Charlie] 

  Charlie Baileygates : Hey, cut it! Stop it now, Sir!

  Limo Driver : Don't patronize me with that 'Sir' crap!