- Mr. W: [Indignantly] Barbarian!
- George, the waiter: Wh, sir? Me, sir?
- Mr. W: Definitely a barbarian! If you ever again attempt to serve me brandy in a dinky little glass, I shall be forced to take action. I may strangle you with my own hands, or I may merely shriek!
- Mr. W: All around me people cough. I particularly object to bronchitis as a substitute for incidental music.