The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

Amanda Peet: Jill

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• Jill St. Claire : Your wife is not a nice person.

  Oz : You're expecting an argument?

• [after Oz tells Jimmy over a payphone he loves Jimmy's wife, while Jimmy doesn't know they slept together] 

  Jimmy : Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her!

  [to Frankie] 

  Jimmy : He said he's in love with Cynthia!

  Frankie Figs : No shit!

  Jill St. Claire : So SHE'S the one!

  Jimmy : She's the one what?

  Jill St. Claire : The one he schtupped in Chicago!

  Jimmy : The one he...

• Jimmy : My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?

  Oz : I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...

  Jimmy : [with increasing anger]  No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that what you're telling me?

  Jill St. Claire : Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!

  Jimmy : [now livid]  IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!

  [Jill takes the phone from Jimmy] 

  Oz : [to Cynthia]  He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.

  Jimmy : FIND OUT WHERE HE IS!

  [into phone] 

  Jimmy : JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!

  [Jill takes the phone away] 

  Jimmy : It's a DISGRACE...

  Jill St. Claire : [into phone]  Oz, you stud, you!

  Frankie Figs : Gonna be a DEAD stud.

• Jill St. Claire : I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet.

• Jimmy : [speaking about Oz]  You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met.

  Jill St. Claire : Do you see why I couldn't kill him?

  Jimmy : I love him!

• [at the bank, Jill proposes double-crossing Jimmy, splitting the money, and running] 

  Jill St. Claire : What do you think?

  Cynthia : I think... I know, that if we did, Jimmy would kill Oz.

  Jill St. Claire : So what? Think about it, Cynthia. We're talking about five million dollars each here.

  Cynthia : [realizes]  The thing is... I think I love him.

  Jill St. Claire : You think? Sweetheart, for five million dollars, you'd better be damn sure!

  Cynthia : [smiles]  I am. I'm sorry, but... I love him.

  Jill St. Claire : You do?

  Cynthia : [laughs]  Yeah.

  Jill St. Claire : [grins back]  That's the right answer.

• [Oz is on the phone with Jill while Sophie drives him to the airport] 

  Jill St. Claire : Are you going alone?

  Oz : Yes.

  Jill St. Claire : Good, can you do me a huge favor while you're there? Go out and get laid.

  Oz : Jill!

  [covers the phone] 

  Jill St. Claire : And call me the second you get back. Better yet, call me right after. Call me during! I want all the details!

• Jill St. Claire : [on Sophie]  You know, you'd be doing the world a favor if you just had her whacked.

• Jill St. Claire : You don't like the Walther?

  Jimmy : I think you should go with what you're comfortable with.

  Jill St. Claire : It's what James Bond uses.

  Jimmy : Really?

  Jill St. Claire : Yeah.

• Jill St. Claire : [5:16]  I just want a hamburger and french fries

  Oz : OK, I'm going to have a hamburger with no mayonnaise this time

  Waitress : No Mayonnaise?

  Oz : No Mayonnaise. Not at all, OK?

  Oz : She's going to put mayonnaise on it