Vertical Limit (2000)

Steve Le Marquand: Cyril Bench

Quotes 

• Cyril Bench : One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

• Skip : How about it Mal? You and Cyril have been up there before.

  Malcolm Bench : No. I mean why would we want to leave this place?

  Cyril Bench : Luxurious accomodation. Fine cuisine.

  Malcolm Bench : Sultry weather. Frostbite's off my dick.

  Cyril Bench : I reckon we should wait until they chuck in a ski lift.

  Malcolm Bench : Good idea. Imagine coming to the Himalayas and actually having to do some climbing. Especially when you have to complete your autobiography.

  Cyril Bench : And rustle up those all important endorsements. You wankers! What's bloody wrong with you?

  Cyril Bench , Malcolm Bench : We're in.

• Cyril Bench : That's a bloody great idea. Smoking next to the nitro. Although, bro and I always hoped that you'd blow us.

• Monique : Cyril! Cyril, are you there? Cyril! Damn it, you answer me!

  Cyril Bench : Nag, nag, nag. They always bloody nag.

  Monique : You're sick.

• Cyril Bench : Come on darling. Give us a smile, eh. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.