The Wind in the Willows (1995 TV Movie)

Michael Palin: Rat

Quotes 

• Rat : [Ratty and Moley are both lost in the woods when Mole trips over a boot-scraper, then Ratty finds a doormat]  Well? Doesn't that tell you something?

  Mole : [Walking away grumpily]  Doormats tell one nothing. Doormats know their place.

• [Mr. Toad has given up his obsession with gypsy caravans and began a whole brand new obsession for motor cars in short order; after a near head on collision with a speeding motorcar] 

  Mole : What are we to do with him?

  Rat : [takes out his pipe; curtly and through his teeth, while smoking his pipe]  Nothing...

  Rat : *AT* ALL!

  Toad : [imitating a motorcar]  Phoot!