The Wind in the Willows (1995 TV Movie)
Rik Mayall: Toad
Quotes
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Toad : Poop, Poop! Oh, poetry of motion! Ohh, the bliss! Ohhh... poop, poop!
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[Mr. Toad has given up his obsession with gypsy caravans and began a whole brand new obsession for motor cars in short order; after a near head on collision with a speeding motorcar]
Mole : What are we to do with him?
Rat : [takes out his pipe; curtly and through his teeth, while smoking his pipe] Nothing...
Rat : *AT* ALL!
Toad : [imitating a motorcar] Phoot!
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[Badger, Rat and Mole are trying to persuade Toad to give up his outrageous, and dangerous obsession of motorcars]
Toad : [jumping on the couch; freaking out by his unridden car being taken away before his eyes] What is this? My car! My Beautiful car!
[he faces Badger]
Toad : [upset] Badger, what have you done?
Badger : Take those clothes off at once!
Toad : [impudent; bouncing on the couch in protest] *Shan't!* Shan't, shan't, shan't, shan't!
Badger : [to Rat and Mole] Take 'em off him!
[Mole and Rat strip Toad from his driving clothes, till he is only wearing his white undershirt and red white-polka dot patterned underpants]
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Toad : [driving recklessly in the motor car] CLEAR THE WAY! OPEN ROAD! HA-HA!
[Toad starts doing wheelies and the car starts smoking]