- Grandmother: [narrating; scene show Mole in his home, whitewashing his ceiling] Mole had been working very hard all morning, spring cleaning his little home, to the point where he had dust in his throat, and whitewash in his black fur.
- Mole: [some of the white wash from his brush drips into his eye;incomprehensible] Bother!
- Grandmother: Spring was moving in the air above and below and around him, penetrating even his dark and lonely little place. It was a small wonder, when, suddenly...
- Mole: [fed up] Oh bother! D'oh!
- [as he throws his whitewash brush down in a fit of frustration]
- Mole: Oh, *BLOW*!
- Mole: [taking off his apron] *HANG" spring-cleaning.
- [Mr. Toad has given up his obsession with gypsy caravans and began a whole brand new obsession for motor cars in short order; after a near head on collision with a speeding motorcar]
- Mole: What are we to do with him?
- Rat: [takes out his pipe; curtly and through his teeth, while smoking his pipe] Nothing...
- Rat: *AT* ALL!
- Toad: [imitating a motorcar] Phoot!
- [Badger, Rat and Mole are trying to persuade Toad to give up his outrageous, and dangerous obsession of motorcars]
- Toad: [jumping on the couch; freaking out by his unridden car being taken away before his eyes] What is this? My car! My Beautiful car!
- [he faces Badger]
- Toad: [upset] Badger, what have you done?
- Badger: Take those clothes off at once!
- Toad: [impudent; bouncing on the couch in protest] *Shan't!* Shan't, shan't, shan't, shan't!
- Badger: [to Rat and Mole] Take 'em off him!
- [Mole and Rat strip Toad from his driving clothes, till he is only wearing his white undershirt and red white-polka dot patterned underpants]
- Toad: [driving recklessly in the motor car] CLEAR THE WAY! OPEN ROAD! HA-HA!
- [Toad starts doing wheelies and the car starts smoking]