Hot Dallas Nights (1981) User Reviews

A fun spoof of 'Dallas' -- Complete with an opening Theme Song

[InvasionofPALs · 8/10 · 27 April 2008]

Yes, this is an adult movie with some decent production values and there's even a script! Back in the not-so-long-ago "old" days when adult movies were still shot on film came this funny parody of the CBS nighttime soap opera "Dallas". There is a pleasant theme song that opens the movie and there's plenty o'sex -plus- some funny one-liners the cast puts over. I'd recommend this movie if you could find a way to see it, especially if you used to watch DALLAS. Everyone's horny and the 'Brewing' family deals in fertilizer. Fun.

I've got the old VCX release (with the small glossy box and the over-sized color picture-face label on the videocassette) and I watched this again recently and decided to write this review seeing there wasn't one here already. Given the popularity of 'DALLAS' at the time I'd bet this was a big seller for VCX.

Nasty enough cast is better than big names

[hollywoodshack · 8/10 · 16 June 2010]

Since this spoof of Dallas, one of America's all time best-rated TV shows, was released, Adam and Eve have produced a porn spoof of almost every TV series that was ever made. Of course, this follows the saga of the Brewing family and their dirty fertilizer deals. Raven Turner plays RJ Brewing's secretary. All her lovers avoid complete intercourse because they fear jealous RJ might catch them together. She finally achieves it, but a little more excitement on her part is needed. Hillary Summers does much better as RJ's wife, building each scene with intense quiet arousal, and Tara Flynn tops them both as the Brewing's blonde beauty of a grand daughter. Still, there are a few technical flaws like off-screen dubbing that subtract from ten stars worth of a film. Thank you to pal invader for recommending it.