Zoolander (2001) Poster

(2001)

Jerry Stiller: Maury Ballstein

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Milla Jovovich, Will Ferrell, Jerry Stiller, and Nathan Lee Graham in Zoolander (2001) Ben Stiller and Jerry Stiller in Zoolander (2001) Jerry Stiller in Zoolander (2001) Jerry Stiller in Zoolander (2001) Will Ferrell and Jerry Stiller in Zoolander (2001)

Quotes 

  • Maury Ballstein : What do we do when we fall off the horse?

    Derek Zoolander : [thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently]  ... fall off the horse...

    Maury Ballstein : [looking to supply finish]  ... we... get back on!

    Derek Zoolander : Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.

  • Maury Ballstein : Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

  • Maury Ballstein : I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

  • Maury Ballstein : You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.

  • Maury Ballstein : The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!

    Kids : Screw Him! Hold out for more!

  • Derek Zoolander : God?

    Maury Ballstein : God? What the shit are you talkin' about. It's me, Maury.

  • Maury Ballstein : For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila... it'll stay!

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