Lisa De Leeuw: Girlfriend

Quotes 

• [after a boyfriend successfully dares his girlfriend to have sex in a public park at night] 

  Girlfriend : [while still holding his private member]  Let's get out of here, I just noticed that sign "keep off the grass".

  Boyfriend : Already?

  Girlfriend : Yep.

  Boyfriend : Okay, baby.

  Girlfriend : You know what they say about littering.