- Gérard Mercadier: I can't put up with tenors, barley water, marshmallows and sloppiness.
- Odette Mercadier: Where's the difference with those statuettes of yours you sell to the shops?
- Gérard Mercadier: Okay, but at least my statuettes are... silent!
- Micheline Tessier: Supposing I had to meet again all the people I've met in the streets there would be a big hold-up!
- Zéphyr: Allow me to introduce myself, Zéphyr the voiceless singer.
- Micheline Tessier: No harm done, Micheline Tessier, dancer with legs!
- Charlotte: This coffee is a bit strong.
- La soubrette: A lot of things over here are pretty strong, Miss!
- Dominique Verdelet: We should kiss. I know it looks like a final scene cliché but that's what everybody expects us to do!