- Geppetto: What is wrong with wanting a child to grow up to be like me?
- Blue Fairy: [sarcastically] Because you're such a prize?
- Geppetto: I'm not talking to you anymore.
- [first lines]
- Geppetto: Once upon a time, not so very long ago. There was a wooden little puppet named Pinocchio. But alas, this is not his story. This is the story of that important but overlook character: Geppetto! That's me, Pinocchio's dad. Aren't the things you've ever wondered about me? Like for instance, how on earth that I went inside of the whale? Oh, wait. I'm getting a head of myself. It all began in a small town of Villaggio. On the morning, I'd finished making my new toys for the season.
- Stromboli: There you are, you little toothpick!
- Ringleader: [stops him] Whoa, stay back there, old man. I'm sorry, but adults aren't allowed here in Pleasure Island.