Guest House Paradiso (1999)

Fenella Fielding: Mrs. Foxfur

Quotes 

• Richard Twat : Ahh... Good morning, Mrs Foxfur.

  Mrs Foxfur : Morning, Twat.

• Richard Twat : [opens the till and finds it empty]  What are the advance bookings, like?

  Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba : Ah, not too good.

  Richard Twat : [shuts the till]  Ooooooooh, God!

  Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba : Come on, Richie, it's not that bad.

  Richard Twat : Yes, it is, I just trapped the tip of my penis in the till drawer!

  Mrs Foxfur : [Eddie open the till]  Oh, Mr Twat!

  Richard Twat : It's Thwaite,

  [whispers] 

  Richard Twat : I thought you said the guests have gone.

  Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba : I thought she was dead.

• Mrs Foxfur : I really must have some more sherry!

  [passes out]