Guest House Paradiso (1999)

Sophia Myles: Saucy Wood Nymph

Quotes 

• Saucy Wood Nymph : Come gather, saucy wood nymphs, come from your groves! It is Richie!

  Richard Twat : [Delighted to see he is surrounded by five scantily dressed wood nymphs]  Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, birds!

  Saucy Wood Nymph : Come, love nymphs. Out of respect for Richie, let us all take out our great knockers, and wobble them about a bit.

  Saucy Wood Nymph : Oh yes, do let's!

  Saucy Wood Nymph : No, other love nymphs. First let us open our magic fairy briefcases, and shower our lord with bundles of unmarked tenners. Erotically.

  All : Hurrah, yes! What a smashing idea!

  Saucy Wood Nymph : But first, proud firm young maidens who are definitely on for it, let us anoint him with pints of super-strength illegal cider!

  All : Oh yes, let's!

  [All wood nymphs throw pints of cider over a surprised Richie. One of the nymphs has changed into Eddie who laughs maniacally] 

  Richard Twat : Settle, birds!

  [Richie is doused in cider by five copies of Eddie who keeps laughing, until Richie wakes up from his dream]