One Night at McCool's (2001)

Paul Reiser: Carl

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• [last lines] 

  Carl : Thank you, Go...

• Carl : Yes, I have this great job, and this great office, and this great family, and this great house...

  Dr. Green : How does this make you feel?

  Carl : Empty

• Carl : Hey, let's go to one of those after-hour clubs! They got these long, long legged girls there. You can look at them and maybe touch them. Come on! You know where they are!. Come on, what do you think... what, because I'm married, I don't know about this?

  Randy : It's because you are married means you're gettin' it a whole lot more than me.

  Carl : ...That's a depressing thought.