Red Dwarf: Smeg Ups (1994 Video)
Craig Charles: Lister, Self
Quotes
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Craig Charles : [in character as Lister] What, luck is a virus?
Robert Llewellyn : [in character as Kryten] A positive virus which most human beings er...
[forgets the rest of his line]
Robert Llewellyn : Contract, or something like that. Wibbly-wobbly-oobly-boobly-boo. Bibbly-bobbly-boo.
Craig Charles : Well, you haven't got it then, have ya?
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[Robert Llewellyn has fluffed a line again]
Craig Charles : Get the lines right, Rob, there's a bag of chips in it for ya!
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[Craig picks his nose and eats it]
Craig Charles : [points to his other nostril] Saving this one til after. Got a bigger one here. That was the starter, this is the main course.
Robert Llewellyn : What we don't want to know is where the sweets come from.
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[filming the scene in 'Meltdown' where Lister and the Cat have teleported into a chimney]
Danny John-Jules : [in character as the Cat] Where are we?
Craig Charles : [in character as Lister] Dunno.
[lights his lighter and holds it up to the wall]
Craig Charles : Stone.
[he taps the wall. It makes a hollow noise indicating that it's made of wood rather than stone. He smirks then starts corpsing, blowing the take. A crew member dabs his face. Danny laughs]
Craig Charles : [to someone off-camera] They were going to sort that out in the dub!
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Craig Charles : [as Lister] The Vindaloovian empire has pledged to exterminate them all.
[He touches the eyeball on his chin with his tongue]