The Six Million Dollar Man: Wine, Women and War (1973 TV Movie)

Lee Majors: Col. Steve Austin

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• Cynthia Holland : [Steve is winning at a casino]  Oh, is there anything you aren't good at?

  Col. Steve Austin : Well, I've never had much success at milking reindeer.

• Cynthia Holland : Do you like girls?

  Col. Steve Austin : [after cornering Cyn at the bar]  Mmm-hmm. Yes, very much. I think they're great fun. In fact I wanted to take one to the moon with me. There were some experiments I wanted to attempt in a zero gravity situation. But they wouldn't let me. What you really want to know is why I hadn't made a pass at you.

  Cynthia Holland : Well, a girl does like to think that she's attractive.

  Col. Steve Austin : And you are. If I was ready to open up to anybody, I think it would be you. But...

  Cynthia Holland : Yes?

  Col. Steve Austin : I read someplace that you shouldn't be in too much of a hurry to be rid of a hurt. It's good for people to feel. That's what separates us from machines and some institutions.

  Cynthia Holland : That's so beautiful I think I'm going to cry.

  Col. Steve Austin : That's good for you, too. Now take off your clothes.

  Cynthia Holland : What?

  Col. Steve Austin : Get in your bathing suit, we're going for a swim. Then we have a big night ahead of us.

• Col. Steve Austin : [having just ripped out the inside of a boat]  Sorry I had to violate your porthole.

• Col. Steve Austin : Alexi, I didn't realize they paid you Russians enough for this kind of a life.

  Alexi Kaslov : Well it's an American shortcoming to believe your own propaganda.

• Katrina Volana : [having just watched Steve Austin break free from his shackles]  In Russia they say all American men are soft.

  Col. Steve Austin : Yeah, we rise to the occasion.

• Katrina Volana : How can you see where you're going?

  Col. Steve Austin : I eat a lot of carrots.

• Cynthia Holland : May I ask you a question?

  Col. Steve Austin : Shoot!

  Cynthia Holland : What's the matter with you?

  Col. Steve Austin : Well, doctors say I'm not all here.

  Cynthia Holland : What's missing?

  Col. Steve Austin : Well, nothing that should prove to be of any problem in our relationship

• Cynthia Holland : [Steve offers Cin a drink he's just mixed]  What's that?

  Col. Steve Austin : That is a moonshot.

  Cynthia Holland : A which?

  Col. Steve Austin : A little number from the Cape. Guaranteed to keep you in smooth orbit.

• Col. Steve Austin : [on phone with Oscar]  Listen, pal, the next time you want me on a mission, you lay it all out on front, or I'll kick your department so high you'll need Sky-Lab to get it down.

• Cynthia Holland : I remind you, it's rude to leave one lady to converse with another, not to mention interrupting her backswing.

  Col. Steve Austin : Naw, I saw an old friend.

  Cynthia Holland : Well, if you don't mind my saying so, if that's the way your old friends treat you, you ought to consider a personality course.