Muppet Classic Theater (1994 Video)

Jerry Nelson: Robin the Frog, Big Bad Wolf, Loyal Royal Advisor, Montague the Rat, The Royal Jester

Quotes 

• Big Bad Wolf : [approaches the brick house]  Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.

  [no answer] 

  Big Bad Wolf : [persistently]  Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in!

  [still no answer] 

  Big Bad Wolf : [clears his throat]  You're supposed to say 'not by the hair of my chinny chin-chin'!

  Miss Piggy : [opens the door]  Are you suggesting that I have facial hair, furball?

  Big Bad Wolf : Oh, no, I only meant that...

  Miss Piggy : [attacks him]  HYAH!

  Big Bad Wolf : OW!

  [Piggy slams the door on him] 

• The Great Gonzo : And as for that rascally band of rats, they lived happily ever after. While serving ten years in the palace dungeon.

  Rizzo the Rat : Just ten years? Hey, it'll go by like that. Ooh Monty, Monty, how long has it been so far?

  Montague the Rat : [Looking at his watch]  Twelve minutes.

• Big Bad Wolf : Aww, how quaint: A house of straw.

  Andy Pig : [Snickering, the wolf knocks on the door]  Hello?

  Big Bad Wolf : Little pig, little pig, let me come in.

  Andy Pig : Not by the hair of my chinny chin-chin.

  Big Bad Wolf : Then I'll yowl, and I'll howl, and I'll SOIL YOUR TOWEL!

  [Realizing] 

  Big Bad Wolf : No, that's not right.

  [Consults "Wolf Handbook", by A. Wolf] 

  Big Bad Wolf : Oh yeah, this is better, yeah.

  [to Andy] 

  Big Bad Wolf : Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!