New Waterford Girl (1999)

Darren Keay: Lexter Pottie

Quotes 

• Francis Pottie : [about Moonie possibly being pregnant]  It was Cecil-goddamn-Sweeney, that's who!

  [Francis pulls down Moonie's bedroom curtains and then storms out of the room. Moonie looks on in embarrassment] 

  Lexter Pottie : JESUS!

  Betty-Anne Pottie : Is it really Cecil Sweeney?

  Lexter Pottie : I at least thought it would've been one of you two!

  Betty-Anne Pottie : Frig off!

  [pushes her older brother] 

  Darlene Pottie : Hey, I'm above the waist!

  Lexter Pottie : Yeah, right!

• Moonie Pottie : Lexter?... Good luck.

  [Moonie smiles and then after a few seconds starts wandering off in a trance-like state, pushing past the other wedding/funeral guests] 

  Lexter Pottie : Eh, you're not goin' are you?

  Moonie Pottie : I'll be right back.

  [Moonie opens the screen door to the house and wistfully gazes out into the night at the ocean beyond Cape Breton] 

• Lexter Pottie : So, uh, Moonie?

  Lexter Pottie : Lexter?

  Lexter Pottie : You, um, you ever gonna stop it with the 'Mexico' sign?

  Betty-Anne Pottie : [mockingly]  That's a joke, right?

  Moonie Pottie : Who knows? Maybe I'll get a scholarship and go there for real.

  [Moonie's mom looks shocked and disappointed, and her brothers and sisters look doubtful]