M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Goodbye, Farewell and Amen (1983)

G.W. Bailey: Sergeant Luther Rizzo

Quotes 

• Sergeant Luther Rizzo : Major. I hope you don't mind leaving in a garbage truck, but it's the last vehicle I got.

  Maj. Winchester : Not at all - what better way to leave a garbage dump.

• Maj. Winchester : I'm sure Sgt. Rizzo will find me another mode.

  Sergeant Luther Rizzo : Well, I'll go take a look, but we ain't got too many modes left, Major.

• Sergeant Luther Rizzo : [leading Winchester to a "crowded" jeep]  Okay, Major, pile on.

  Maj. Winchester : As what, a hood ornament?

• Sergeant Luther Rizzo : Well, I don't love you all - some of you still owe me money. Which I really need it - because I plan to open up a business when I get back to Louisiana. There's big money in this - I'm gonna breed frogs for French restaurants.

  Hawkeye : Here, go buy yourself a frog.

  [He tosses a wad of money toward Rizzo] 

• Cpl. Igor Straminsky : I'm gonna do something where people don't yell at me when I put food in front of them - I'm gonna be a pig farmer.

  Sergeant Luther Rizzo : What do you mean, "gonna be"?