The Three Stooges (2000 TV Movie)
John Kassir: Shemp Howard
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Quotes
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Ted Healy : [to heckler] Hey fella, you think anybody could do this?
Shemp Howard : *You* do it.
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Ted Healy : Sorry to run out on you, but a very rich lady is waiting for me in a penthouse apartment. She's got a driver outside. If Betty asks...
Moe Howard , Larry Fine , Shemp Howard : We don't know nothing.
Ted Healy : [leaving] I knew I could count on you.
Moe Howard : Break a leg.
Shemp Howard : And your head.
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Shemp Howard : I tell you, Moe, that guy gives me the willies.
Moe Howard : Everything gives you the willies. You'd put a leash on your own shadow if it would keep it from following you.
Shemp Howard : When are you gonna stop letting him chisel us? The box office guy says Healy makes a grand a week, and all we see is a lousy C-note. He can't get away with that.
Moe Howard : Oh, yes, he can. He's the headliner. Look, I know he's tough, but we're stooges, a dime a dozen. Just take the money and keep your mouth shut. We'll be okay. Okay?